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During a recent hardware upgrade in my server rack, the network cable fell out of the machine hosting the website.
Everything is back up and running now though.
Also – to those people trying to SPAM my website by creating user accounts left-right-and-centre, I have to manually activate your account, so if I see your email address is some bull-crap email site, you will not be approved, so just give up dudes – seriously.